Jokes from Jay
Feb 19, 2009
Jay Leno: “Well, it’s Thursday. You know what that means? Another Obama Cabinet member nominee has quit.”
Jay Leno: “Well, just a few days after being nominated, New Hampshire Sen. Judd Gregg…has withdrawn as the nominee for commerce secretary.” In “a statement explaining why he turned it down, he…cited ‘irresolvable conflict.’ So, apparently, he must have paid his taxes.”
Jay Leno: “Michigan Congressman John Dingell” has “set the all-time record as the longest serving member of the US House of Representatives. He’s been there 19,421 days. That’s the longest a member of Congress has ever been in one place -- well, if you don’t count Federal prison.”
Jay Leno: “I tell you,” the “economy is in bad shape. … In fact, airlines are now charging extra if you want peanuts without salmonella.”
