Jokes with Jay and Jimmy
Mar 16, 2009
: "Hey, did you see this on the news? I thought this was nice. Over the weekend in Washington, DC, First Lady Michelle Obama was at a homeless shelter serving food to the homeless. ... Wasn't that nice? Reaching out to the middle class. I thought that was fantastic."
Jay Leno: "President Obama today came out against human cloning," but "I think he might be a little hasty here" because "there should be exceptions. For example, let's say Obama can find a nominee who has paid his taxes. Clone that guy."
Jimmy Fallon: "Republicans are attacking Barack Obama because he now wants to negotiate directly with the Taliban. Obama responded, 'Hey, right now I'd rather deal with the Taliban than with Republicans.'"