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Kimmel Quips on Obama

Oct 24, 2008
Jimmy Kimmel: Barack Obama is taking time “off from campaigning to visit his sick grandmother in Hawaii. Normally, it would be a bad idea to take time off two weeks before” the presidential election. But “at this point,” Obama is “far enough ahead that the only thing really that can stop his campaign is if he finds a mysterious bad luck Tiki doll on the beach.”

 

Jimmy Kimmel: “Some people think that visiting his sick grandma might actually help” Obama “win more of the elderly vote. In fact, to try to counter that today, John McCain stopped by our nations’ capitol to visit his grandmother, Susan B. Anthony McCain.”


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