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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Late-Night Comics on Obama's TV Strategy and More

Aug 02, 2010

Craig Ferguson: "Scientists are saying that a giant asteroid could strike the earth in 2182, and that it could decimate the planet and destroy most forms of life. A spokesman for BP said, 'Been there, done that.'"

Jay Leno: "President Obama is going on 'The View' to talk about the economy. Later on, he’ll go to 'General Hospital' to explain to doctors how the new healthcare system works."

Jay Leno: "Continental announced a new feature called 'self-boarding.' There’s no ticket agent taking your boarding pass anymore, and you scan it yourself as you board the plane. It’s part of Continental’s 'Terrorists Fly Hassle-Free' program."

Craig Ferguson: "A federal judge has blocked Arizona’s immigration law. Immigrants have been celebrating and throwing confetti. The governor of Arizona said, 'Sure, now they’re showing us their papers.'"

 

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