Aug 19, 2009
David Letterman: "Hot...in New York City today. ... It was so hot, I was sweating like Granny before a death panel."
David Letterman: "The Obamas visited the Grand Canyon and I was thinking, yeah, well, New York City's got potholes bigger than that."
David Letterman: "Happy birthday to Madonna -- 51 years old on Saturday. ... And I thought this was nice. President Obama phoned Madonna on her birthday and reassured her that no one was going to pull the plug on her."