Aug 18, 2009
Conan O'Brien: "Tomorrow, President Obama is taking
his family to Yellowstone Park, to see Old Faithful. ... Meanwhile, Hillary
Clinton returns from overseas to see Old Unfaithful."
Conan O'Brien: "No, President Obama was in Montana
today. ... He met with residents. He held a town hall meeting, and then
he went fly fishing. ... Montana residents came from miles around for
the once-in-a-lifetime chance to see a black guy fly fishing."
Jimmy Fallon: "John Edwards...finally admitted
that he's the father of his mistress' baby after denying it for over a
year. So, it's a pretty classic case of whoever denied it, supplied it."
Jimmy Fallon: "Edwards says he's ashamed, he can
hardly look himself in the mirror. On the bright side, that frees up an
extra four hours a day for him."