Late Night Humor
Jul 01, 2008
David Letterman: “Al Gore has endorsed Barack Obama for president. … Medical experts say this is great because it gives the Obama campaign a much needed shot of boredom.”
David Letterman: “Al Gore. Think about it.” If he endorses you, “you’re getting an endorsement from a guy who has received an Academy Award, received a Grammy,” and the “Nobel Prize.” Oh, and “Gore…also won a competitive eating contest.”
David Letterman: “And now, of course, going head to head, you have Barack Obama and John McCain. They’re already putting together debates. Here’s how it will be. Barack Obama says after each question, he wants a one-minute response. And John McCain says after each question, he wants a five- minute nap.”
Conan O’Brien: “Barack Obama’s staff and John McCain’s staff are busy now negotiating when the presidential debates will take place. … Yeah, Obama wants them to be in September, and McCain wants them to be after his nap, but before ‘Wheel of Fortune.’”
Conan O’Brien: “Speaking of Barack Obama, yesterday, Barack Obama said, if he becomes president, he will replace the White House bowling alleys because it’s something he would never use. … Yeah, apparently, this is the same reason President Bush got rid of the White House Library.”
Conan O’Brien: “This weekend, Barack Obama and Bill Clinton will be attending the same conference in Florida. … Yeah, the conference is sponsored by the National Association of Men Who Have Been Attacked by Hillary Clinton.” =
