Laughs from Letterman
Oct 12, 2009
"Pretty soon, ladies and gentlemen, the former governor of Alaska, you can read her memoir, Sarah Palin's book. It's called 'Going Rogue.' ... I read it. I was disappointed. Three chapters were devoted to cleaning fish."
David Letterman: "Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you."
David Letterman: "And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's a brand new segment for the show. It's called 'Things More Fun Than Reading The Sarah Palin Memoir.' ... 'Number 38: Having your arm ripped off by a shark.'"
David Letterman: "It's the 60th anniversary of China. ... And the reason we're celebrating here in the United States is because China owns all our debt."