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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Leno Laughs

Feb 24, 2009
Jay Leno: “Hey, the market went up three points today, so the stimulus package is working. Yeah! It’s a miracle!”

 

Jay Leno: “Yesterday, President Obama signed the stimulus bill in Denver, Colorado. He picked Denver because our debt is now a mile high.”

Jay Leno: “President Obama, today, outlined his plan to deal with the mortgage mess and the housing crisis. The good news -- he thinks he’s found a solution. The bad news -- it involves arson.”


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