Jan 20, 2009
"Did you all see President Bush's farewell address last night? President Bush said he always did what he thought was right. Far right, but right."
Jay Leno: "President Bush said he's gonna live in Dallas when he leaves the White House. And, of course, the community in Dallas welcoming him. You know, as a President who had a disappointing and horrible year, he'll be named an honorary member of the Dallas cowboys."