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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Leno Laughs

Sep 12, 2008
Jay Leno: “Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic healthcare plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as opposed to the Republican healthcare plan, where an accountant would stand between you and your healthcare.”

 

Jay Leno: “Well, the ratings are in,” and it “seems 40 million people watched Sarah Palin’s speech, and 40 million people watched Barack Obama’s speech. … So, the message is pretty clear. Barack Obama needs to run with Sarah Palin.”

Jay Leno: “All the commentators agreed that no, matter who wins the election, history’s going to be made with either the first African-American president or the first female vice president, to which Hillary Clinton said, ‘Yeah, you could have had both!’”


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