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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Leno, Letterman & Fallon

Apr 15, 2009
Jay Leno: "Well, you've been watching the big score over the weekend, huh? Navy 3, pirates 0. Yeah!"

 

Jay Leno: "Anyway, they asked Captain Phillips what he's going to do now. And he said he's going to Disneyland to wipe out the Pirates of the Caribbean. So I think he's a little wound up."

David Letterman: "How about that story," with the pirates "off the coast of Somalia? Man, I mean, President Obama, this guy is getting it done, you know. He rounded up the Somali pirates" and the "Madoffs all in the same year. Looking pretty good."

Jimmy Fallon: "Well, the wait...is over. The Obamas have chosen a new White House dog." It is "a Portuguese water dog named Bo. Very cute dog. Their first choice" was "a wheaten terrier, but it was arrested for tax evasion."


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COMMENTS (2 Comments)


Kudos to you! I hadn't touhght of that!
8:14 PM Oct 27th
 

I thought I'd have to read a book for a doiscvery like this!
4:51 AM Oct 25th
 
 
 
 
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