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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Leno & Kimmel on Elections

Nov 07, 2008
Jay Leno: “Well, right after Barack Obama clinched” his victory, “TV cameras caught Jesse Jackson standing at the celebration with tears” in his eyes. Not “because Barack won, because he makes more than $250,000 a year.”

 

Jay Leno: “I got to admit, as a comedian, I’m going to miss President Bush, because Barack Obama is not easy to do jokes about. He doesn’t give you a lot to go on. See, this is why God gave us Joe Biden.”

Jimmy Kimmel: “President Bush called Sen. Obama last night” to “congratulate him and this is an actual quote. He said, ‘What an awesome night for you and your family.’ I think his eloquence is what we will remember most about” Bush.

Jimmy Kimmel: “Obama thanked the President for his call and for all he did to help him get elected.”


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