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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Obama, Mars & Palin

Dec 09, 2008
Jay Leno: “Looks like Barack Obama has been giving jobs to all the Democrats who ran against him for president. … Joe Biden got Vice President. Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State. Bill Richardson…got Commerce Secretary. And today, he even hired Dennis Kucinich to play the elf at next year’s White House Christmas party.”

 

Jay Leno: “And some more bad news. NASA announced today that we are delaying our mission to Mars until 2012 because of the economic crisis. Yeah. Apparently, the dollar is really weak on Mars right now.”

Jimmy Kimmel: “Remember last month the big story about all the money that the Republican National Committee spent on clothes for Sarah Palin and her family? I believe it was $150,000. Well today, the RNC tacked another $30,000 on to that. … Who would have guessed that the Republicans’ October surprise turned out to be their credit card bill?”

Jimmy Kimmel: “Palin said she would gladly have bought everything herself, but in Alaska, the governor’s salary of $120,000 a year is paid entirely in fish, which most department stores do not accept.”


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