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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Political funnies

Aug 21, 2009

David Letterman: "Are you folks familiar with the Cash for Clunkers program? I'm feeling pretty good about this. I think the government owes me some money because we must have had at least a dozen clunkers on last night's show."

David Letterman: "Happy birthday to former President Bill Clinton -- 63 years old. ... And you know, when someone famous like that has a birthday, people think, well, should we get him something? ... Don't worry about Bill. He's fine. He's doing great. His wife is out of the country most of the time. He couldn't be happier."

David Letterman: "Yesterday, Bill Clinton had a separate meeting with Barack Obama, and then Hillary Clinton had a separate meeting with Barack Obama. ... I mean, something is going on with the Clintons. ... Obama can't even get them together in the White House for a beer."

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