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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

A Cat that Runs and a Dog that Votes

Mar 07, 2012

Jay Leno: "It seems a cat named Hank is running for the Senate in Virginia. You know the difference between a cat and a politician? A cat doesn't pretend to care about you."

Conan O'Brien: "A man in Albuquerque has registered his dog to vote. Apparently the dog likes the current administration but he’s not sure he wants another 28 years of Obama."

Jimmy Fallon: "Republican Senator Orrin Hatch accused President Obama of pandering to the hipster wing of the Democratic Party. It's pretty shocking — not that he said that, just that Orrin Hatch knows what a hipster is."

Jay Leno: "In a recent interview, President Obama said when he plays golf, he doesn't want or expect people to give him a pass on any shots. He just hopes people will give him a mulligan in November."

 

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