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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Another Candidate Bites the Dust

Apr 13, 2012

Jimmy Fallon: "After dropping out of the GOP race, Rick Santorum e-mailed his supporters to ask for help paying off his campaign debt. So if you believe in his message of responsible spending and no handouts, just give him a handout to cover all his irresponsible spending."

Jimmy Fallon: "Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal announced that he is supporting Mitt Romney for president. Jindal said he couldn’t think of a better way to show his support than waiting until Romney was the only guy left."

David Letterman: "Because Mitt Romney is a Mormon, he can actually have several vice presidents. Did you know that?"

Jay Leno: "The price of gasoline has now doubled under President Obama's administration. He and Jimmy Carter are the only presidents ever to have had that happen. But in fairness, at least under President Obama we don't have to listen to disco."

 

 

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