Bailouts and Bank Robbers
Sep 19, 2011
Conan O' Brien: "In Michigan, a man wearing an Obama mask robbed a bank. Either that or Obama has an exciting new plan to reduce the deficit."
Jimmy Kimmel: "Obama says the jobs bill will be paid for. I don't like this focus on paying for things. That's what future generations are for."
Jay Leno: "Italy is asking China to help bail them out of their debt crisis. Doesn't that make you mad? Hey, Italy, China is our sugar daddy."
Conan O'Brien: "The U.S. Census Bureau reports that American homes are 650 square feet larger today than they were in 1980. Unfortunately, so are most Americans."