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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Comedians Joke Like an Egyptian

Feb 02, 2011

 

Conan O’Brien: "Egypt has responded to hundreds of thousands of protesters by shutting down the internet. Listen, if you want people to stay home and do nothing, turn the internet back on."

Jay Leno: "Huge riots continue in Egypt. Experts say one of the problems over there is there is a huge difference in wealth between the extremely rich and the vast majority of the people who have nothing. Thank God that could never happen in this country, huh?"

Jay Leno: "I haven't seen this many protestors in Cairo since the last time they announced Brendan Fraser was doing another one of those 'Mummy' movies."

David Letterman: "Egypt has shut off cell phones and the internet. It’s like visiting your parents’ house."

Jimmy Kimmel: "I don't know much about politics over there (in Egypt), but I heard they broke into their national museum and destroyed some mummies. The one thing I do know is that disturbing 2,000-year-old mummies is a terrible idea. If there's one thing Brendan Fraser has taught us, it's that."
 
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