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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Comics Aren't Yet Done with bin Laden

May 06, 2011

Jimmy Kimmel: "Some Republicans are giving most of the credit for killing bin Laden to former President George W. Bush. It's kind of like when someone opens a pickle jar and you say, 'Well, I loosened it.'"

Jimmy Fallon: "After Osama bin Laden's death on Sunday, there was a 1 million percent increase in 'bin Laden' searches on Google. Which means people were going, 'Yes! We got bin Laden! Hold on, who's that again?'"

Craig Ferguson: "Elisabeth Hasselbeck of 'The View' is writing a children's book about Osama bin Laden's death. She wants to write a book to explain the whole thing to children. No title yet, but I have a suggestion: 'Horton Hears a Helicopter.'"

Jimmy Fallon: "While promoting her 'Let's Move' campaign at a middle school, Michelle Obama danced the Cha-Cha, the Running Man, and the Dougie. Not to show off — she was just doing her impression of Barack after they got bin Laden."

 

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