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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Conan & Co. Ride the Campaign Trail

Feb 24, 2012

Conan O'Brien: "Newt Gingrich said we should use covert operations to assassinate Iran's nuclear scientists. Gingrich also said the key to covert operations is announcing them on the campaign trail."

Jimmy Kimmel: "Rick Santorum said he believes that Satan has his sights on America. Apparently Satan is still upset about the time he went down to Georgia and lost that fiddle."

Conan O'Brien: "It's been reported that Mitt Romney's campaign is spending cash twice as fast as they're earning it. Hey, it turns out he is just like us after all."

Jimmy Fallon: "Microsoft founder Bill Gates attended a fundraiser for President Obama on Friday. He wasn't invited, but in typical Microsoft fashion he crashed it."

 

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