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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Dave & Co. on Santorum's Big Day

Feb 10, 2012

David Letterman: "Rick Santorum was the big winner on Tuesday. He is feeling very cocky. He already is being fitted for an inaugural sweater vest."

Conan O'Brien: "Since Tuesday's primaries, Rick Santorum's campaign has received $250,000 in donations. When Mitt Romney heard this, he said, '$250,000? Oh, that's cute.'"

Jay Leno: "Donald Trump announced he is building a new hotel four blocks from the White House. And with any luck, that will be about as close to the White House as Donald Trump will ever get."

Jimmy Kimmel: "There's really no reason for anyone to drop out of the race. If you wind up in fourth place, you become a regular contributor on Fox News. You come in third, you get your own show on Fox News."

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