Dave & Co. on Santorum's Big Day
Feb 10, 2012
David Letterman: "Rick Santorum was the big winner on Tuesday. He is feeling very cocky. He already is being fitted for an inaugural sweater vest."
Conan O'Brien: "Since Tuesday's primaries, Rick Santorum's campaign has received $250,000 in donations. When Mitt Romney heard this, he said, '$250,000? Oh, that's cute.'"
Jay Leno: "Donald Trump announced he is building a new hotel four blocks from the White House. And with any luck, that will be about as close to the White House as Donald Trump will ever get."
Jimmy Kimmel: "There's really no reason for anyone to drop out of the race. If you wind up in fourth place, you become a regular contributor on Fox News. You come in third, you get your own show on Fox News."
