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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Dave Reveals What Makes Republicans and Democrats Work Together

Apr 14, 2011

David Letterman: "After intense last-minute negotiations, a deal was reached that will avoid a government shutdown. The Democrats and Republicans worked together with one common goal...to screw each other."

Jay Leno: "The good news is, the government is up and running, the same as before. The bad news is, the government is up and running, the same as before."

Jay Leno: "A new poll shows that only 19 percent of Americans strongly approve of President Obama's performance. The other 81 percent don't own gas stations."

Conan O'Brien: "Toyota says they're going to start integrating Microsoft technology into their vehicles. It's perfect for the person who wants a car that crashes every 10 minutes."

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