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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Federal Waste and Free Pizza

Mar 03, 2011

Jay Leno: "A federal watchdog agency says that overlapping and duplicate programs waste billions of dollars each year. Congress is taking this study so seriously that they're ordering a second study to look into it."


Conan O'Brien: "People from all 50 states and 14 foreign countries have donated pizzas to the protesters in Wisconsin. Someone asked, "How can we fix things in Wisconsin?" and someone else said, "I know. More cheese."

Jay Leno: "Gas is so expensive now that BP actually started inspecting their oil rigs."
Jimmy Fallon: "Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid says he wants to outlaw prostitution in his home state of Nevada. He said he wants to keep prostitution where it belongs — in Washington, D.C."

 

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