From High-Speed Trains to Potholes
Feb 10, 2011
Craig Ferguson: "Joe Biden announced plans for a $53 billion train system. To offset the cost, they're raising the price of a train ticket to $53 billion."
Jay Leno: "President Obama urged private businesses to hire more workers. He didn't realize that only the government hires more people than it needs."
Jimmy Fallon: "Prince William’s nightclub owner friend is said to be planning a wild bachelor party for him. It must be weird stuffing a bill in a stripper’s G-string when it has a picture of your grandmother on it."
David Letterman: "Recent storms have been very tough on New York City. Just today, Mayor Bloomberg was busy cutting the ribbon on a new pothole."