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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Get Ready for Tonight's Debate with These Jokes about the Last One

Oct 22, 2012

Jimmy Kimmel: "A CNN poll said that 46% of viewers who watched the second presidential debate thought Obama won and 39% thought Mitt Romney won. So it looks like Obama's strategy of staying awake through this one paid off."

Jimmy Kimmel: "Romney said that when he was filling cabinet positions as governor of Massachusetts, he went out of his way to make sure he hired women. He said he had 'binders full of women.' Romney's policy toward women is clear: we have to alphabetize them."

Craig Ferguson: "Larry King is moderating a presidential debate between third-party candidates on the Internet. That could be awkward. Most Americans have never heard of these candidates. And Larry King has never heard of the Internet."

Conan O'Brien: "After Paul Ryan stopped by for a photo op at a soup kitchen, the head of the charity said Ryan did nothing. In other words, that man is ready to be vice president."

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