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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Going in Circles

Jul 06, 2012

Jay Leno: "The Obamacare ruling makes Chief Justice John Roberts the first Republican to favor an insurance law with an individual mandate since, well, Mitt Romney."

Bill Maher: "The Tea Party is furious. They say this is a slippery slope to dental care."

Jay Leno: "The Democratic Convention is $27 million in debt. They had to cancel the kick-off event at the Charlotte Motor Speedway. A speedway is the perfect place for the Democratic Convention. You go around in circles, turn left every few seconds, and you end up right where you started."

Bill Maher: "Mitt, pick me for your VP! I know it's out of the box, but look: we are complete opposites. Americans love that. It'll be like a buddy movie, where you're the uptight square and I'm Chris Tucker."

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