A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
How Do You Define 'Vote'?
Jul 17, 2012
Jimmy Fallon: "Last week, House Republicans held their 33rd vote to repeal Obama’s health care law. It was mostly a symbolic vote that accomplished nothing — or as Congress calls that, a vote."
Jay Leno: "There's talk that if Jennifer Lopez leaves "American Idol," they're going to bring back Paula Abdul. Insiders say Paula was chosen over Chief Justice John Roberts, who producers felt was too unpredictable."
Jay Leno: "The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into the other week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best if you didn't read it at all."
David Letterman: "The American League was defeated 8-0. The American League also lost the 2011 All-Star Game as well as the 2010 All-Star Game. Under President Obama, America's own league is on a losing streak! Mitt Romney will fix the American League and make it competitive again."