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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Is Obama Planning an October Surprise?

Jun 20, 2012

Jay Leno: "There's a rumor going around that President Obama may legalize marijuana as an 'October surprise' to win the election. And if he doesn't win, at least he'll have a way to mellow out later."

Jimmy Fallon: "Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in the audience, you know, since nobody had to be at work."

Bill Maher: "Mitt Romney is on a bus tour through the Midwest. Do you know the difference between a Mitt Romney bus and a Mitt Romney car? The bus has a greyhound on the side."

Jimmy Fallon: "Happy birthday to Donald Trump, who turned 66 years old today. He didn't want a big party, so he just invited a few close friends to comb over — I mean, come over."

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