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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay, Dave & Co. Mark Obama's Birthday

Aug 06, 2010

Jimmy Kimmel: "Happy birthday to President Obama. Republicans tried to block his birthday but they didn't have enough votes, so it went through and the President was able to turn 49 today right on schedule."

Jay Leno: "Happy birthday to President Obama. If you want to get him a present, he's registered at Bed, Bath, and Blame Bush."

Jay Leno: "They got him a huge cake. He didn't blow out the candles, he just taxed them until they gave up and went out on their own."

David Letterman: "The president is 49 years old, but it's never a good sign when your age is higher than your political approval rating."

Jimmy Fallon: "Today was President Obama's birthday. All the Democrats were like 'How old are you now,' while the Republicans were like 'And where were you born?'"

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