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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Dave Handicap the 2012 Race

Nov 22, 2010

Jay Leno: "In an upcoming interview with Barbara Walters, Sarah Palin says she believes she can beat Obama in 2012. The way things are going right now, Bristol Palin could beat Obama in 2012."

Jay Leno: "I'll tell you how confident Sarah Palin is. She's already started writing her inaugural address on her hand."

David Letterman: "Donald Trump said he's going to run for President in 2012 against Sarah Palin. Now that would be some presidential race. Get some seats down front for those debates: 'You're fired!' 'You betcha!'"

David Letterman: "There's going to be problems when Donald Trump runs. They had a lot of problems with Obama, you wait until Trump runs because the rumor is that thing on his head was not born in this country."

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