Jay and Dave on Our Economic Woes
Oct 13, 2011
David Letterman: "Bo, the White House dog, is three years old today. The difference between Bo and the economy is that Obama fixed the dog."
Jay Leno: "Two Americans won the Nobel Prize for economics. How crappy is the economy in the rest of the world if America is winning the Nobel Prize for economics?"
Jay Leno: "China is now expected to surpass Japan as the second richest country in the world. They could become the richest, but that's only if we pay them the money we owe them, and that's not going to happen."
David Letterman: "The economy's so bad, I was in Central Park today and I saw pigeons feeding old people."