Jay and Dave on War and Peace
Mar 25, 2011
Jay Leno: "We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize."
David Letterman: "We now have wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya. They call it a "theater" of war, but this is a multiplex."
Bill Maher: "They said the radioactive plume came here today. Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and for once it wasn't your job."
Jay Leno: "Life expectancy in the U.S. has risen to a new record of 78.2 years. The bad news is, the average age a person has to work to before they can retire is now 78.3 years."