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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Dave on War and Peace

Mar 25, 2011

Jay Leno: "We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize."

David Letterman: "We now have wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya. They call it a "theater" of war, but this is a multiplex."

Bill Maher: "They said the radioactive plume came here today. Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and for once it wasn't your job."

Jay Leno: "Life expectancy in the U.S. has risen to a new record of 78.2 years. The bad news is, the average age a person has to work to before they can retire is now 78.3 years."

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