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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay and Jimmy on Jobs and Crime

Sep 17, 2010

Jay Leno: "President Obama spoke to students this week and told them to stay focused and stay in school. You know why? Because there are no jobs out there."

Jay Leno: "Nancy Pelosi's Republican opponent, John Dennis, has an ad where he depicts Pelosi as the Wicked Witch of the West. Pelosi is very angry and the Wicked Witch is even angrier."

Jimmy Kimmel: "Experts say the decrease in crime could be due to the aging of the population, increased incarceration, and many criminals finding jobs in the banking industry and on Wall Street."

Jimmy Kimmel: "You know things are bad when even criminals can't find work in this country."

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