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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Jay Leno: "According to government auditors, the stimulus money is being held up because there aren't enough government workers to oversee the spending. So, follow me: In other words, government workers who aren't there are needed to spend money we don't have to create jobs that don't exist."
Jay Leno: "The Atlantic had a big article on the inevitability of Israel going to war with Iran over building nuclear weapons. But the White House thinks that strong economic sanctions will bring them to their knees, raise unemployment, and cause their factories to close –- the same way those economic sanctions worked right here."
Jimmy Fallon: "Merriam-Webster says that Sarah Palin's made-up word 'refudiate' was the most searched word of the summer. But no matter how hard they tried, Palin's supporters couldn't find the word in the Definitionary or the Wordasaurus."
Jimmy Kimmel: "Florida pastor Terry Jones originally planned to burn the Koran, then he called it off because he believed he made a deal with an imam to stop the plan to build a mosque near Ground Zero. The imam said that wasn’t true, he agreed to no such thing. Then Pastor Jones said he was lied to and the burning was back on. This guy is unbelievable. He’s like the Brett Favre of burning books."
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