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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay Has a Problem with Obama's Campaign Slogan

May 09, 2012

Jimmy Fallon: "After just one term in office, French President Nicolas Sarkozy lost his re-election bid because he was unable to fix his nation's economy. Or as Obama put it, 'Uh-oh.'"

Conan O'Brien: "Obama says his campaign for a second term is still about hope and change. The President's exact words were, 'I hope I won't have to change my address.'"

Jay Leno: "Obama was in Afghanistan last week as part of his big 'Did I Mention I killed bin Laden?' tour."

Jay Leno: "The President has his new re-election campaign slogan. It's just one word: Forward. Have you been watching this election? Can we press fast forward? Can we just get this thing over with?"

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