A Good Laugh
Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Jay Looks at Obama's Tax Returns
Apr 18, 2012
Jay Leno: "President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama."
Jay Leno: "In an interview, President Obama said he prefers Jay-Z to Kanye West. Did you know Obama was a fan of hip-hop? In fact, he has his own rap nickname, Biggie Deficit."
Jay Leno: "Newt Gingrich's campaign paid $500 to get his name on the Utah primary ballot, and the check bounced. You know, if Newt is spending money he doesn't have, maybe he really is qualified to be president."
Jimmy Kimmel: "Arnold Schwarzenegger did something interesting yesterday. On his Facebook page, he asked fans to give him ideas for things to write about in his autobiography. Apparently, he's unfamiliar with the 'auto-' part."