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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jay Notes a Rare Occurrence

Jun 24, 2011

Jay Leno: "Did you see that video where a crying baby is handed to President Obama? Do you know how rare that is these days, that a politician is handed a baby from a crowd and it's not his?"

Jay Leno: "It has now been revealed that Newt Gingrich had a second line of credit at Tiffany's for up to a million dollars. That sounds like a lot until you remember that Congress has a line of credit with China for up to $14.3 trillion."

Jay Leno: "According to new polls, 66 percent of Americans believe the country is headed in the wrong direction. But the good news is, gas is so expensive and traffic is so bad that we won't get there for a long time."

Jimmy Fallon: "New York Gov. Andy Cuomo will hold a special election on Sept. 13 to replace Anthony Weiner. Cuomo said, 'Anyone interested in the job should e-mail me at ... actually, you'd just better call.'"

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