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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Conan O'Brien: "Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg turned 28 this week. He got a watch from his girlfriend, a sweater from his parents, and from the rest of us, all of our credit card numbers."
Jay Leno: "President Obama is calling for more government reform after JPMorgan's $2 billion loss. Really, is that what we need — the government stepping in? You know what's going to happen? The government's going to teach them how to lose $2 billion a DAY!"
David Letterman: "Ron Paul has announced he's no longer campaigning. He's dropped out of the race. Can you tell the difference?"
Jimmy Fallon: "I just read about a new 24-hour daycare that's opening in India. Yeah, it's pretty cute. Instead of playing Telephone, the kids just play Tech Support."
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