Jay Speculates on the Arkansas Bird Incident
Jan 06, 2011
Jay Leno: "This weekend in Arkansas, thousands of dead birds dropped out of the sky. Apparently this is Arkansas' version of the New Year's Eve ball drop."
Jay Leno: "You know why I think the birds fell out of the sky? Tweeting."
Jimmy Kimmel: "We have a new governor in California. Former Gov. Jerry Brown replaces Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. I don't know if I trust a governor who's never done steroids."
Stephen Colbert: "One man claims President Obama wants to give the entire U.S. back to the Indians. That’s terrible. They might build burial mounds on top of our sacred malls."