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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Jimmy and Jay Look at the Super Bowl Winners (and Ads)

Feb 09, 2012

Jimmy Fallon: "After winning the Super Bowl, the Giants will get to meet President Obama at the White House. Meanwhile, the Patriots will get to meet Newt Gingrich at the Waffle House."

Jay Leno: "One of the most talked about Super Bowl commercials was the one with Clint Eastwood, where he said, ‘It’s halftime in America, and our second half is about to begin.’ The bad news? China has the ball and we’re down $15 trillion."

Jay Leno: "President Obama has ordered new sanctions against Iran’s central bank for engaging in deceptive practices. I’ve got a better idea: How about sanctions against our banks for deceptive practices?"

Jay Leno: "According to a study from Match.com, Democrats have sex more often than Republicans, but Republicans have better sex. Who cares? It's always the voters who get screwed."



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