Late Night Humor
Sep 15, 2009
"Republican Congressman Joe Wilson apologized for calling President Obama a liar during his speech on healthcare. ... Obama accepted Wilson's apology and then invited him to appear before a death panel."
Conan O'Brien: "President Obama gave another speech about healthcare, this one to a roomful of nurses. ... Still no word on what Bill Clinton was doing there."
Conan O'Brien: "Sen. Mel Martinez, the only Hispanic Republican in the Senate, officially stepped down. ... The Republican senator who replaced Martinez thanked him, and then had him deported."
David Letterman: "Don't worry about Paula Abdul. You know what she is going to do? I just heard this today. She's running for governor of Alaska."
Jimmy Fallon: "Everybody is talking about the big health speech last night. ... In his speech, President Obama said that he will not sign a healthcare plan that adds one dime to the federal deficit. And then he interrupted himself and said, 'You lie!'"
Jimmy Fallon: "The President said that he wants to bring affordable healthcare insurance to every American. Joe Biden got really excited. He thought he was finally going to meet the GEICO gecko."
Jimmy Kimmel: Rep. Joe Wilson "was able to sit through seven years of President Bush telling him everything in Iraq is fine without a peep, but last night, he yells out, 'You lie!'"