Mega Millions and April Fools
Apr 05, 2012
Jay Leno: "Last week was the big Mega Millions drawing. Mega Millions, isn't that Mitt Romney's Secret Service code name?"
Jimmy Fallon: "On Saturday the Empire State Building went dark for an hour to draw attention to climate change. Of course, 10 endangered eagles then crashed into the building."
Jimmy Fallon: "Sunday was April Fool's Day and get this: Mitt Romney's staffers played a prank on him by staging a campaign event in an empty room. Or as Newt Gingrich put it, 'My staffers have been playing that prank on me for six months!'"
Jay Leno: "I think even President Obama realizes the Obamacare thing is not looking good in front of the Supreme Court. He's starting to downplay it. Like, today, he called it Bidencare."