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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Jimmy Kimmel: "In Florida, Mitt Romney won the Republican presidential primary election. Political analysts believe that elderly voters in Florida rejected Newt Gingrich because of fears that he would eventually leave them for a younger state."
Stephen Colbert: "Mitt didn't just beat Newt Gingrich, he stomped him by a devastating 14 percent margin. Fourteen percent! That is higher than Mitt's tax rate."
Jay Leno: "Mitt Romney's campaign will start getting Secret Service protection this week. That's just to protect him from Newt Gingrich."
Jay Leno: "The agriculture department says we now have the smallest cattle population in 60 years. That shows you how fat we're getting. We're close to putting cows on the endangered species list."
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