More on a Post-Osama World
May 05, 2011
Jay Leno: "President Obama has done something that no one else has been able to do. He got Donald Trump to shut up."
Conan O'Brien: "Yesterday Rush Limbaugh opened his show with 'Thank God for President Obama.' In other words, the Apocalypse has begun."
Jimmy Kimmel: "Between the death of bin Laden and the royal wedding, it's an exciting time to be in the commemorative plate business."
Jay Leno: "For their honeymoon, the royal couple wants to go somewhere they can have complete privacy and no one in the country will give away their location. I think they're going to Pakistan."