Penalty Kicks and Harry Potter
Jul 20, 2011
Jimmy Kimmel: "The United States' soccer team lost to Japan, which means we're now losing to Japan in math, science, and penalty kicks."
Craig Ferguson: "It was so hot in Washington that Congress had to install a fan on the debt ceiling."
Jimmy Fallon: "This weekend, the final 'Harry Potter' movie made a record-breaking $476 million worldwide. Yeah, 'Harry Potter' made so much money this weekend, President Obama just asked him for a loan."
Stephen Colbert: "I say, if the founding fathers didn't want money in politics, why did they put their faces on our money?"