Nov 06, 2008
"Congratulations to Barack Obama on becoming the 44th President of the United States. ... You know, it's amazing. Barack Obama won in Florida and still became President. That never happens."
Jay Leno: "Of course, there was a huge celebration over at Barack Obama headquarters, otherwise known as MSNBC."
Jay Leno: "Do you realize this is our first black president since the first season of '24'?"
Jay Leno: "People were worried about the 'Bradley effect," but "apparently," that "was not nearly as strong as the 'Bush effect.'"
David Letterman: "Attention passengers, the Straight Talk Express is no longer in service."
David Letterman: "People all over the world...are celebrating" Barack Obama's victory. In fact, Sarah Palin "watched the Russians celebrating from her house."
Conan O'Brien: "All the major networks declared Barack Obama the winner at 11:00 last night," except "for MSNBC, which declared Obama the winner six months ago."
Conan O'Brien: "Hundreds of thousands of people turned out for" Obama's victory rally in Chicago. But there was an "awkward moment when Obama put on a hat that said 'proud to be Muslim' and screamed, 'Suckas!'"