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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Presidential Candidates: Who's In, Who's Out?

May 31, 2011

Jimmy Fallon: "Rudy Giuliani says he may run for President. So now we're up to seven candidates and 35 ex-wives."

Jimmy Fallon: "Herman Cain, the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza, announced that he's running for President. And this is cool — if his campaign isn't over in 30 minutes or less, you get your pizza for free."

Jay Leno: "President Obama is on a visit to England. He told the Queen, 'I like your tea parties much better than the ones we have in America.'"

David Letterman: "Harold Camping, who predicted the end of the world, says the new date for the apocalypse is October 21. If it rains, it will be October 22."

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