Presidential Candidates: Who's In, Who's Out?
May 31, 2011
Jimmy Fallon: "Rudy Giuliani says he may run for President. So now we're up to seven candidates and 35 ex-wives."
Jimmy Fallon: "Herman Cain, the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza, announced that he's running for President. And this is cool — if his campaign isn't over in 30 minutes or less, you get your pizza for free."
Jay Leno: "President Obama is on a visit to England. He told the Queen, 'I like your tea parties much better than the ones we have in America.'"
David Letterman: "Harold Camping, who predicted the end of the world, says the new date for the apocalypse is October 21. If it rains, it will be October 22."