Sweating Out the Debt and the Heat
Jul 18, 2011
Jay Leno: "In the last month, President Obama's re-election campaign raised $86 million. But the bad news is, to get re-elected, he has to come up with $14 trillion more."
Jon Stewart: "If Social Security checks don't go out on August 3, it's just old people. You know how they are. They're just gonna blow that money on medicine and hips."
Bill Maher: "I think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller country."
David Letterman: "It's so hot that instead of tapping phones, Rupert Murdoch has been tapping kegs."