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Late-Night Laughs

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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Thanksgiving Turkeys and a Christmas Tree

Nov 23, 2010

Jay Leno: "At the airport if you refuse to be patted down, they arrest you. And what’s the first thing they do when they arrest you? They pat you down."

Jay Leno: "President Obama has a tough decision to make this week. Which turkey does he pardon — the Thanksgiving one or Charlie Rangel?"

Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama said GM's comeback would be the success story of this recession. GM said it wanted to thank those who made its recovery possible: Toyota’s brakes, Toyota’s steering and Toyota's accelerator."

David Letterman: "The Capitol Hill Christmas tree is on its way, and once it gets to Washington it'll die in committee."

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